I could pee on this.

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Everybody watch this. Srsly. 

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Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

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Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

just watch.

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panasonicyouth:

lamamama:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

this is perfection

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higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

I haven’t laughed this hard on tumblr since “the birthday skeleton”.

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ohaityler:

compulsiveyoutuber:

lestrawde:

subconsciousonparade:

voldemortoutbitches:

HOW

WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?

IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:

AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE

BAM

BOXES

WHY

HOW

WHEN!?!?!?!??

I appreciate this graphic.

#there are reasons they are neatly divided #but I just love how the states of america are New York / Freedom/ Texas

TEXAS.

this is so fucking funny to me. 

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Wicked: The Untold Story of Kanye West

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fuckyeahtruebloodhbo:

unitedstatesoftony:

this is why i shouldn’t be allowed photoshop

*dead*

 OMG.